j3tblacksky: I feel like I’ve been single for so long that as soon as a guy becomes interested in me I go over all the reasons why he shouldn’t be.
Look at all the homework I'm not doing!
Today went a little something like this
Best friend: Yo, I'm dating the guy you've liked for a year.
Teacher: Blah blah fucking blah I'm a dumbass and I'm gonna bitch at you for stupid fucking things
Ovaries: Hey, I'm just gonna explode now, that cool?
Principal: I'm stupid, you get a silent lunch and I'mma read the notes your passing
Guy I like that's dating my best friend: Ohey, I'm gonna be really sweet, funny and adorable. Then I'm gonna go flirt with you, and pretend I like you. And I'm gonna do super adorable things, like smile at you and be smart.
Best friend: Oh my god, we're so totally dating! Ohhh I love him ;D
Other dumbass teacher: You're really lazy you should write the 5 paragraph essay don't make poor Kevin do it
Kevin: What's going on
Guy I like that's dating my best friend: I'm just gonna smile at you and wave at you from across the room all cute-like.
Project: Dude, you screwed up. Throw me out and start over.
Ovaries: Hey, you mind if I do acrobatics in here?
Stomach: Ovaries, stop it! You're hurting me!
Mom: Take Advil and do your homework
Me: I HAVE NO FUCKING HOMEWORK
Emotions: GO BITCH ON HER NOW NOW NOW
Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK
Me: I DON'T HAVE ANY GO AWAY YOU'RE SO ANNOYING OMFG
Ovaries: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
That 70's Show: There there, it'll be okay
Stomach: Eat crap! Eat crap!
That 70's Show: MUSICAL EPISODE NOW NOW NOW
Me: All better
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beckyravenclaw: 1. PMS 2. Mood swings 3. Hormones 4. Food cravings 5. Cramps 6. Weight gain 7. Clothes are too tight 8. Somebody tells them to pop a midol 9. Somebody tells them to calm down 10. WTF I NEED A REASON TO BE UPSET NOW? GET OUT OF MY FACE.
i wish i could meet a decent guy .
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Today, I saw a hobo with a sign that said “I need a dollar, but a smile would be nice too”. I smiled at him. He flipped me off.
pitchblackglow: When I crush on someone I crush so fucking hard. Like a 4,000 pound women crushing a toliet seat.
Hearing couples say "I love you" within a week.